I do not have a little one, so any phrases that I heard today most likely came from middle schoolers, and sometimes they are just not cute...those phrases could be downright offensive. Today, though, I heard the most hilarious story involving one of my favorite phrases.
J (7th grade boy, one of the most disruptive): Ms. G, you better come see about Ms. D's sub.!!!
Ms. G: What? Why J?
J: Well, she went nuts and is laying in the grass crying!
Needless to say, Ms. G called the office for help. The sub had gone out of the classroom during class and stretched out on the grass and was crying! This particular lady has never been a sub at my school before, and obviously she was having a really bad time. We are still not exactly sure what happened. I just could think of so many other things that I might do if I decided to "go nuts" at work one day...I would NOT lie down on the grass and cry! I felt sorry for her, but I could not help laughing...tears came I laughed so hard.
By the way, my cluster leader sent me to Ms. G's room to hear this story so I could find out if she was going to be my sub for Monday and Tuesday when I am at a workshop...LOL!
Have a GREAT weekend...go nuts...but enjoy yourself!